THE EAGLE HAS LANDED.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

To All Agencies and Media: On the Sixth Day After His Adoption, Ivan Louis MacGilicutty the First – Finally Had His First Poop At 0904 AM This Morning.

It Was Of Normal Consistency and Colour, Requiring Two Bags For Clean-Up.

Mr. MacGilicutty Requests No Further Details Be Released At This Time.

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11 thoughts on “THE EAGLE HAS LANDED.”

  1. Hysterical.

    Hope the puparazzi stay away!! (oh wait…. do I hear helicopters circling??)

    Doing the Happy Hoppy Poop Dance for you guys. Treats all around!
    Jackie

  2. Wow! A two-bagger….you must be so proud! Poopy Dancing for everyone. Only on Tripawds would that be anywhere near appropriate or wonderful news! hehe!

    Suzie and Rizzo

    1. Thank You. It just sort of came out. Our last name isn’t MacGilicutty. But when you need to scold someone for releasing air bombs in your face as he turns around, you need to have three full names, and a title helps. As in: “Ivan Louis MacGilicutty the First! Did you just toot at me when you turned to have your hiney scratched?!”

  3. Oh, a two-bagger indeed! Good job, Ivan! Dakota is a demure pooper but Evelyn makes it just for special occasions…even if she just went. She and Ivan need to chat.

    Shari

    1. In all seriousness…Ivan seems to want ‘privacy’ …he kind of plops downs on the ground and won’t move until I walk away from him a distance, then he gets up and goes to a tree and poops. Weird?

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